Shitty poems? We've got 'em! Like them angsty? You're in the right place! Reminiscent of prepubescent middle school years? Come on down. 'Cause I'm sublimating over here.

5/6/10

ich auch

i see her and i am no longer hungry because my stomach is filled with butterflies
or other metaphors for nervousness and glee

ich wolte sehr dich kussen letzen nacht

ich auch, ich auch

ich auch means so do I
or me too, if you're being familiar
i'd like to be familiar with her

at least
according to the first ten translators on google
that's what it means
i keep waiting for the 11th which will tell me that in fact
ich auch means "stop texting me you creeping creeper who creeps"

ich bin auf wolke sieben
for the most part

i see her and i lose the capacity to speak intelligently
i fucking stutter
verdammt nochmal

ich auch, ich auch
i guess i'll have to depend on whispering
sweet german nothings in her ear
until i regain my power of speech

hallo! jemand zu hause!

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